Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I’m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

Ahoy mates! Guess who's back? It's Captain Jack Sparrow! (aka Johnny Depp ♥ ) Yes! Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is finally here! *saw holy light* LOL

Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Look how manly is Johnny Depp! Aww... and there's Penelope Cruz hot hot hot! I don't think I need to say  more about the movie, you can check out the trailer.

Well, once more Nuffnang is being very nice to us and held another movie contest. Time to get 'adventurous' on winning some tickets (in 3D) to watch the long awaited movie and this time Nuffnang throw out more goodies for us! I would want to get my nails on these so that I can be as one as Johnny Depp *ooppsss thinking out loud too much* Nuffnang is throwing out these exclusive limited edition Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides OPI Lacquer & essential Manicure & Pedicure Service worth RM297!

 Picture is courtesy from Nuffnang

Don't wait, let the challenge begin! Contest question is "The best 3 things about being a pirate and why?"

I guess being a pirate you could be a cool bad guy kind of character but with brains, slickness, scary and a lot 'balls'! I don't think bad guys on land could carry out such character. I would think that being a pirate you need to have a lot of brains. To be able to survive in the sea is not an easy tasks. With just the help of a compass and map how the hell do you know where you are heading to and what is ahead of you? How do you know Island A has what and Island B has what and how do you need to go there or not to go there? Pirates are slick and scary they can scam or conned you in a second. Not even compare to scammers from land. Scammers from land will have to set of some plot and need helps from other scammers to only able to conned you, not even knowing the plan is a success or not. Pirates would just show their face and scare the hell out of you and you will just drop every valuable things and runaway to save your own life. Or if scary face does not work, they can easily steal from you anyway, no need weapons to point at you. You got to have a lot of 'balls' to be a pirate because it's dangerous out there in the sea during day or night. Of course, you need to have a lot of 'balls' to steal, conned, scam, fight with other pirates, find treasures and most of all survive out there! I can't even imagine you guys get stuck in the sea without your iphones, ipads and internet. You probably die of boredom within seconds.

Being a pirate is great because you get to speak pirate language where normal people will have a hard time listening and when they do understand, pirate will be out of the room in a poof! It's great being a pirate were you get to wear strange outfits or mismatch outfits and nobody gives a damn! With accessories like single eye pads, swords, one wooden leg/hand, talking parrot, pipe and you name it! Pirates fashion is on it's way out with all the branded fashion please..... Call the fashion police? Nah.... fail outfits are 'in' for pirate fashion! 

Best of all being a pirate is best of the best because of the freedom! Freedom to travel anywhere anytime! For us we need to wait cheap promotion budget airline fares! FML Freedom for free sashimi all the time! For us we need to go to Japanese Restaurants to enjoy it with a pain ass bill later! FML x2 Most of all tax free! Pirate can rob, steal or find treasure golds and keep every single cent of it! For us we need to be TAX!!!! FML max!

I think I went overboard with the reasons but hell I want to be a pirate! Off you go! *point sword at you and force you to walk the plank* and also tickets and also OPI please please please pick me!

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